The prince fought valiantly.
He slayed the dragon.
The princess cried for days.
She loved that dragon.
The stories fairytales don’t tell (via shy-fawn)

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generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

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euo:

"Hello Danny. Come and play with us. Come and play with us, Danny. Forever… and ever… and ever."
The Shining (1980) dir. Stanley Kubrick

euo:

"Hello Danny. Come and play with us. Come and play with us, Danny. Forever… and ever… and ever."

The Shining (1980) dir. Stanley Kubrick

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kansass:

lets play a game called are u bad at texting back or do u hate me

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policecodeforzombieontheloose:

buzzfeedgeeky:

Gospels from the mouth of DanRad

"fuck that, I’m Harry Potter"

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